1. Albert "Don't Call me Joey" Belle. He really was worth that $65 million deal he got from the Orioles and in general was just a great guy. He also was very nice to kids on Halloween.

2. Jeff Reboulet. You really have to love a man that will go out and sport a jersey of a career utility man who was never really any good at all.

3. Vinny Testaverde. He was old when he started every game at quarterback in the Ravens inaugural season in 1996, now he is just really freaking old.

4. Bam Morris. Cut by the Steelers after getting arrested and promptly spent two years full of suspensions and trouble with the law in Baltimore. You may have seen the story of his life on the big screen, The Longest Yard.

5. Chris Sabo. Nobody wore rec specs with more style than Chris Sabo.

6. Brady Anderson. George Mitchell can consider his report incomplete because Brady Anderson was not listed. He hit 16 home runs in 1995, 50 in 1996, and 18 in 1997. He also had unbelieable sudeburns. And my favorite is that he picks up chicks online and texts them pictures of his abs.

7. Tony Tarasco. Most famous for being the guy that Jeffrey Maier took the ball away from in the 1996 ALCS. Way to make your mark on the league Tony.

8. Roberto Alomar. Role Model.

9. Mike Bordick. The chosen man to take over for Cal Ripken. The team chose the successor to the Iron Man real well and that decision was the first in a long line that led to a decade of being a model franchise. Not.

10. Sir Sidney Ponson. This would have to be size XXXL to be realistic though. And of course you would have to be a drunken jerk.

1 comments:
manny alexander was the first guy intended to replace cal, mike bordick was plan b.
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