Top Japanese Baseball Jerseys to Own

These are what I would consider the funniest jerseys to see a random person wearing from a Japanese baseball team. This is completely biased on what I would think would be the funniest to see, but I welcome your suggestions as always. The list is in no particular order. If anybody owns these jerseys please send the pictures along and you should know I may not wear that jersey, but I really respect you for doing it.

1. Tuffy Rhodes. Hit three home runs on Opening Day for the Cubs in 1993, appeared to be the second coming of Andre Dawson in Chicago, and promptly fell off the face of the earth.


2. Benny Agbayani. The Hawaiian Punch. Really had a good fan following in New York. Too bad he was not very good at baseball.


3. Kei Igawa. Remember when he was good? No, you probably don't because that wasn't in America. (And look at that hair)


4. Alex Ochoa. Oh thats where he went.



5. Tony Batista. Just because of that stance.


6. Matt Franco. Poor guy only has 22 career home runs and still gets named in the Mitchell Report.


7. Tsuyoshi Shinjo. If I could see his jersey in Japan I would have a good chance at guessing what color the matching sweatbands would be.


8. Hideki Irabu. Ira-Boo-Ya. What a bust he was. Very mediocre career for the fat pussy toad. He was once trade with Homer Bush for Ruben Rivera, three enormous busts in one trade is pretty impressive. Apparently he loves to get wasted too.




9. Hideo Nomo. Honestly how can you not love Nomo? The tornado really took this country by storm teaching kids all over the nation the worst pitching mechanics known to man kind. Poor guy even got cut by the Royals this spring.