1. John Wetteland. Chosen because I believe if you say his name fast enough times you will end up in a magical place called "Wet Titty Land."

2. Delino DeShields. Two reasons. First the double ear flap helmet. Second, little known fact, he is the greatest professional athlete to ever come out of Delaware.

3. Randy Ready. Are you Randy? Are you?

4. F.P. Santangelo. First off is he the only person on earth that goes by F.P.? And he admitted using HGH, but onlyhit 21 career home runs in seven seasons. Maybe he should have gotten some of that Brady Anderson juice, thats what the skinny guys needed. Nice outfit too.

5. Carl Pavano. Remember when he was good, healthy, and not rich? And the tie dyed baseball shirt, impressive.

6. Carlos Perez. The game misses guys like him and Jose Lima.

7. Oil Can Boyd. Greatest name in the history of sports. And look at that delivery.

8. Wilton Guerrero. Always fun to have the obscure brother jersey like Billy Ripken, Mike Maddux, or Ozzie Canseco.

9. Ugueth Urbina. Currently serving a fourteen year prison term in Venezuela for attempted murder.
10. Otis Nixon. Dude loved him some crack.
