Worst NBA Jerseys of the Past Decade

These are the seven worst NBA jerseys of the past decade or maybe ever. Let me know if I left any off, but this is my biased list of the worst NBA jerseys ever.

1. Washington Wizards. Current alternate. They look like a WNBA team, nothing else to it.

2. Vancouver Grizzlies. The thigh logo is just not a good idea and neither is using the sixth overall pick on Bryant Reeves.


3. Atlanta Hawks puke green alternate jersey. You gotta be kidding with these things



4. New Orleans Hornets. These are the Hornets yet they use the Saints logo, maybe they decided that naming an NBA franchise after an insect was just stupid.



5. Dallas Mavericks, green retro alternate. Letting P. Diddy design your uniforms is a bad idea, but wearing them a much worse idea. This is not John McCain's kind of Maverick.

6. Detroit Pistons. Teal usually being a bad idea is kind of a developing theme here. And I still have not figured out what the logo represents. I think I see a couple pistons, but that is also a horse.


7. Chicago Bulls black and red pinstripe. Red pinstripes were a bad idea. No wonder Champion isn't making uniforms any more.

The All Fat Guy Baseball Team

The All Fat Guy Baseball Team

These are all fat baseball players. The only criteria for this list is you have to be a current MLB player or have played in the past ten years, and you have to be legit fat. No guys that are just "big boned," I am talking guys who one of the first thoughts in your mind is, "Man, that dude is fat."

SP-Sir Sidney Ponson-"Fat Sidney" as he is affectionately known also has a great temperament. He was knighted in Aruba and then punched a judge and is no longer welcome. Also will be featured on our "All Good Guy" jersey list.


SP-David Wells. Boomer is listed at 250 lbs and that is just a blatant lie.


RP-Rich "El Guapo" Garces. So so fat.



RP-Antonio Alfonseca. Even deducting the weight for his sixth finger he still is a fat body.


CP-Bobby Jenks. Ozzie Guillen once signaled to the bullpen for the wide guy instead of the right hander, that is when you know you are fat.


C-Sal Fasano. I'm glad Sal is still kicking it in the big leagues. What he has done for facial hair also is just tremendous.



1b-Dmitri Young. 3 bills.




2B-Ronnie Belliard. Little fat bodies like this are not meant to be middle infielders.

SS-Mike Aviles. 5'9", 195 lbs. And he is not jacked.


RF-Tony Gwynn. It is a great game when fat guys can be hall of famers.


CF-Andruw Jones. He didn't use to be this fat. He also didn't use to be this bad.


LF-Adam Dunn. The Big Donkey. Real big guy who really prides himself on making good consistent contact at the plate.



Honorable Mention-Bengie Molina, Dmitri Young, Mo Vaughn, Miguel Cabrera, Prince Fielder, CC Sabathia, Jonathan Broxton, Cecil Fielder

Please let me know if you think there is a fat guy I left of the Fattest Baseball Team on Earth.