Worst NBA Jerseys of the Past Decade

These are the seven worst NBA jerseys of the past decade or maybe ever. Let me know if I left any off, but this is my biased list of the worst NBA jerseys ever.

1. Washington Wizards. Current alternate. They look like a WNBA team, nothing else to it.

2. Vancouver Grizzlies. The thigh logo is just not a good idea and neither is using the sixth overall pick on Bryant Reeves.


3. Atlanta Hawks puke green alternate jersey. You gotta be kidding with these things



4. New Orleans Hornets. These are the Hornets yet they use the Saints logo, maybe they decided that naming an NBA franchise after an insect was just stupid.



5. Dallas Mavericks, green retro alternate. Letting P. Diddy design your uniforms is a bad idea, but wearing them a much worse idea. This is not John McCain's kind of Maverick.

6. Detroit Pistons. Teal usually being a bad idea is kind of a developing theme here. And I still have not figured out what the logo represents. I think I see a couple pistons, but that is also a horse.


7. Chicago Bulls black and red pinstripe. Red pinstripes were a bad idea. No wonder Champion isn't making uniforms any more.

Fattest Football Coach

Football could be considered a fat guys sport, but fat coaches, they just don't seem necessary. Below is my list of the fattest football coaches in the country.

Ralph Friedgen. Maryland. I guess his father should be to blame for this for having a name that could easily be shortened to Fridge jinxed him, clearly that is why he is fat.



Mark Mangino. Kansas. Definitley has not seen his weiner in years. Feel free to insert your own mangina joke here because they will all work.



Charlie Weis. Notre Dame. Charlie is so fat and worthless that he tears his ACL and does not really care about getting it fixed because he knows he's fat and won't really need the ability to move well to go about his life.



Phillip Fulmer. Tennessee. When you are a fat guy you really should not be posing at press conferences in postions that make it realistic for someone with too much time to photo shop in a box of crispy creme doughnuts.


Bill Parcells. Miami Dolphins. Mangino minus on ehundred. Still has the fupa. Its like the girl that use to be fat and isn't anymore but still has big boobs.



Andy Reid. Philadelphia Eagles. Andy can't wait to get home and slip into his mumu.