These are all fat baseball players. The only criteria for this list is you have to be a current MLB player or have played in the past ten years, and you have to be legit fat. No guys that are just "big boned," I am talking guys who one of the first thoughts in your mind is, "Man, that dude is fat."
SP-Sir Sidney Ponson-"Fat Sidney" as he is affectionately known also has a great temperament. He was knighted in Aruba and then punched a judge and is no longer welcome. Also will be featured on our "All Good Guy" jersey list.
SP-David Wells. Boomer is listed at 250 lbs and that is just a blatant lie.
RP-Rich "El Guapo" Garces. So so fat.
RP-Antonio Alfonseca. Even deducting the weight for his sixth finger he still is a fat body.
CP-Bobby Jenks. Ozzie Guillen once signaled to the bullpen for the wide guy instead of the right hander, that is when you know you are fat.
C-Sal Fasano. I'm glad Sal is still kicking it in the big leagues. What he has done for facial hair also is just tremendous.
1b-Dmitri Young. 3 bills.
2B-Ronnie Belliard. Little fat bodies like this are not meant to be middle infielders.
SS-Mike Aviles. 5'9", 195 lbs. And he is not jacked.
RF-Tony Gwynn. It is a great game when fat guys can be hall of famers.
CF-Andruw Jones. He didn't use to be this fat. He also didn't use to be this bad.
LF-Adam Dunn. The Big Donkey. Real big guy who really prides himself on making good consistent contact at the plate.
Honorable Mention-Bengie Molina, Dmitri Young, Mo Vaughn, Miguel Cabrera, Prince Fielder, CC Sabathia, Jonathan Broxton, Cecil Fielder
Please let me know if you think there is a fat guy I left of the Fattest Baseball Team on Earth.
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