Fattest Football Coach

Football could be considered a fat guys sport, but fat coaches, they just don't seem necessary. Below is my list of the fattest football coaches in the country.

Ralph Friedgen. Maryland. I guess his father should be to blame for this for having a name that could easily be shortened to Fridge jinxed him, clearly that is why he is fat.



Mark Mangino. Kansas. Definitley has not seen his weiner in years. Feel free to insert your own mangina joke here because they will all work.



Charlie Weis. Notre Dame. Charlie is so fat and worthless that he tears his ACL and does not really care about getting it fixed because he knows he's fat and won't really need the ability to move well to go about his life.



Phillip Fulmer. Tennessee. When you are a fat guy you really should not be posing at press conferences in postions that make it realistic for someone with too much time to photo shop in a box of crispy creme doughnuts.


Bill Parcells. Miami Dolphins. Mangino minus on ehundred. Still has the fupa. Its like the girl that use to be fat and isn't anymore but still has big boobs.



Andy Reid. Philadelphia Eagles. Andy can't wait to get home and slip into his mumu.

Jerry Manuel and Those Glasses

Isn't it odd to you that Jerry Manuel wears these very trendy glasses? Since Chris Sabo and rec specs have left the game there is really no need for this Jerry. Maybe invest in some contact lenses, or go retro with the flip up glasses, but these trendy glasses Jerry, I can't have this on a baseball field.

Apparently Jerry, you wore them in Chicago too, and they even come in sun shielding form?

But this is the most disturbing part. Pitching coach Dan Warthen is now wearing trendy glasses too. Why is this so disturbing? Because he didn't use to. Did Jerry turn him on to this? Does Jerry think trendy glasses make him feel smarter? Is this causing him a distorted view of the world that makes him think that Aaron Heilman is a good reliever?

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