If CC Sabathia ends up signing with the Los Angeles Dodgers that will give them two of the heaviest (fattest) players in the game with Jonathan Broxton as his teammate.

1. Jonathan Broxton, 288 lbs, 6'3"
2. CC Sabathia, 290, 6'7"

That is a lot of weight on a pitching staff. And Chad Bilingsley at 6'1", 245 lbs, is also a big boy himself.

Playoff Observations

1. Robin Yount still has unreal facial hair.

2. Wrigley Field got a new scoreboard. It looks like its HD too.

3. CC is human.

4. Frank TV somehow, someway, still has not been canceled. I have no idea how.

5. Dick Vitale is not cryogenically frozen from April to October and may be the only person to own Devil Rays season tickets since they came into existence.

6. People still think Steve Bartman sucks.

7. Terry Francona may or may not have a tobacco addiction.

8. Shane Victorino may have surpassed Benny Agbayani and Sid Fernandez as the greatest baseball player to hail from Hawaii.

9. The Brewers actually have three guys, CC Sabathia, Prince Fielder, and Seth McClung who could compete to be on the fattest team in baseball.

10. I think if a turtle could speak it would sound like Tony Gwynn

11. Kosuke Fukudome has the worst swing I have ever seen. I have no idea how he was an all star starter other than different funny ways you can butcher his name.

12. Michael Phelps, the so-called Greatest Olympian Ever is doing ads for Rosetta Stone language tapes now. Clearly hearing him speak it is obvious Phelps is not a scholar and not spending his spare time studying languages. This really proves no one cares about swimming outside of that one week every four years.

13. The Cubs will never ever win

14. The secret to winning playoff series might be Japanese second baseman, Kaz Matsui last year, Akinori Iwamura this year

15. The Rays have a quality assurance coach, that sounds like something an insurance company would have

16. The Rays also have a guy that you might remember from Street Fighter

The All Fat Guy Baseball Team

The All Fat Guy Baseball Team

These are all fat baseball players. The only criteria for this list is you have to be a current MLB player or have played in the past ten years, and you have to be legit fat. No guys that are just "big boned," I am talking guys who one of the first thoughts in your mind is, "Man, that dude is fat."

SP-Sir Sidney Ponson-"Fat Sidney" as he is affectionately known also has a great temperament. He was knighted in Aruba and then punched a judge and is no longer welcome. Also will be featured on our "All Good Guy" jersey list.


SP-David Wells. Boomer is listed at 250 lbs and that is just a blatant lie.


RP-Rich "El Guapo" Garces. So so fat.



RP-Antonio Alfonseca. Even deducting the weight for his sixth finger he still is a fat body.


CP-Bobby Jenks. Ozzie Guillen once signaled to the bullpen for the wide guy instead of the right hander, that is when you know you are fat.


C-Sal Fasano. I'm glad Sal is still kicking it in the big leagues. What he has done for facial hair also is just tremendous.



1b-Dmitri Young. 3 bills.




2B-Ronnie Belliard. Little fat bodies like this are not meant to be middle infielders.

SS-Mike Aviles. 5'9", 195 lbs. And he is not jacked.


RF-Tony Gwynn. It is a great game when fat guys can be hall of famers.


CF-Andruw Jones. He didn't use to be this fat. He also didn't use to be this bad.


LF-Adam Dunn. The Big Donkey. Real big guy who really prides himself on making good consistent contact at the plate.



Honorable Mention-Bengie Molina, Dmitri Young, Mo Vaughn, Miguel Cabrera, Prince Fielder, CC Sabathia, Jonathan Broxton, Cecil Fielder

Please let me know if you think there is a fat guy I left of the Fattest Baseball Team on Earth.