Other College Football Coaches Wives

Everyone has been making a big deal about Lane Kiffin's wife and rightly so, I guess she is kind of attractive. But here I am looking at other wives of college football coaches. Huge props to Bob Stoops, Pete Carroll, Jeff Tedford and Urban Meyer for their work.

Pete Carroll of USC and his wife Glena.


Charlie Weis of Notre Dame who apparently have chosen not to buy him out and his wife Maura.

Nick Saban of Alabama and his wife Terry Saban.
Rich Rodriguez of Michigan and his wife Rita Rodriguez.

Urban Meyer of the University of Florida and his wife Shelley Meyer.

Jim Tressel of Ohio State and his wife Ellen Tressel.

Les Miles of LSU and his wife Cathy Miles.
Mark Richt of Georgia and his wife Kathryn Richt.

Bob Stoops of Oklahoma and his wife Carol Stoops.
Houston Nutt of Ole Miss and his wife Diana Nutt.
Steve Spurrier of South Carolina and his wife Jerri.
Mark Mangino of Kansas and his wife Mary Jane Mangino.
Brian Kelly of Cincinnati and his wife Pacqui Kelly.
Jeff Tedford of Cal and his wife Donna Tedford.

Better Ways to Spend Charlie Weis's Buyout

It would cost Notre Dame a reported $20 million (some places say less, but didn't give a number for it) to buy Charlie Weis out of his contract. That is just an ass load of money. Below is a list of other things Notre Dame could spend that money on now that they are keeping Charlie that would really help the football program out.

1. Get Charlie liposuction 400 times to have his fupa removed (estimated cost $50,000)

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2. 5 star recruits, Reggie Bush's family allegedly lived in a home for free costing $54,000 a year in rent, which would be $220,000 over four years. Notre Dame could use the money to get 90.9 Reggie Bush's instead of buying fat Charlie out. Even he should be able to win with that talent.

3. Fix his knee. Dude took quite a hit from his own guy and has been hobbling around ever since. And fat men that hobble around are sad sites. Get the guy some surgery. I saw that ACL surgery cost $33,000 with the good cadaver graft too. We could get fat Charlie 606 of those.

4. Or better yet, since even if you replace his knee he will still be fat and unathletic you might as well get him a bionic leg. Cost of one is about $125,000 so we could get Charlie 160 of those guys.

5. Keep a lawyer on retainer for all the alcohol suspensions. It was said that O.J. Simpson's dream team cost $4 million, Notre Dame could get five of those dream teams.

Bad (Good) Sports Jerseys of the 90's Washington, D.C. Edtition

This is the fourth in our series of a whole lot. In no particular order, this is what I would consider the best (funniest) jerseys to own or see somebody wearing from the D.C. teams of the 90's. Be sure to check the other cities in the series so far, Baltimore, Montreal and Cleveland. Also be sure to check out our store featuring bad jerseys from D.C. teams and other shirts like the one to the left. Please leave comments below if there are any you think I forgot.


1. Heath Shuler. Incredible draft bust. Now a congressman from North Carolina.

2. Boubacar Aw. His name is pretty much the main reason here. Apparently he drops fifteen points a night playing professional basketball in Mexico. I was unaware they had professional basketball in Mexico.

3. Manute Bol. He was short.

4. Mugsy Bogues. He was tall.


5. Gus Frerotte. No one will ever forget that touchdown celebration.

6. Gheorge Muresan. The Bullets had a thing for tall guys who were really bad at basketball. He was also a movie star.

7. Victor Page. Declared for the NBA draft after his sophomore year at Georgetown. That was a terrible idea, he just was not that good at basketball. It also didn't help that he missed the NBA pre draft camp because he was too drunk the night before.

8. Deion Sanders. One of the better free agent signings Dan Snyder ever made. too bad turf toe real kept Deion from ever making a play.

9. Pervis Ellison. "Never Nervous Pervis" also later became known as "Out of Service Pervis" never really lived up to that number one draft pick status.

10. Danny Wuerffeul. Part of that bring every former Gator to D.C. to play under Spurrier project that worked out so well for the Skins.

Fattest Football Coach

Football could be considered a fat guys sport, but fat coaches, they just don't seem necessary. Below is my list of the fattest football coaches in the country.

Ralph Friedgen. Maryland. I guess his father should be to blame for this for having a name that could easily be shortened to Fridge jinxed him, clearly that is why he is fat.



Mark Mangino. Kansas. Definitley has not seen his weiner in years. Feel free to insert your own mangina joke here because they will all work.



Charlie Weis. Notre Dame. Charlie is so fat and worthless that he tears his ACL and does not really care about getting it fixed because he knows he's fat and won't really need the ability to move well to go about his life.



Phillip Fulmer. Tennessee. When you are a fat guy you really should not be posing at press conferences in postions that make it realistic for someone with too much time to photo shop in a box of crispy creme doughnuts.


Bill Parcells. Miami Dolphins. Mangino minus on ehundred. Still has the fupa. Its like the girl that use to be fat and isn't anymore but still has big boobs.



Andy Reid. Philadelphia Eagles. Andy can't wait to get home and slip into his mumu.

September 15, 2008

Jeremy Bloom

Mr. X. Gamer. I would have been more impressed if this were an NFL jersey but since he never played in an NFL game that would be tough. In his current line of work there are no uniforms and apparently shirts are optional. (Found on street in Washington, D.C.)