Other College Football Coaches Wives

Everyone has been making a big deal about Lane Kiffin's wife and rightly so, I guess she is kind of attractive. But here I am looking at other wives of college football coaches. Huge props to Bob Stoops, Pete Carroll, Jeff Tedford and Urban Meyer for their work.

Pete Carroll of USC and his wife Glena.


Charlie Weis of Notre Dame who apparently have chosen not to buy him out and his wife Maura.

Nick Saban of Alabama and his wife Terry Saban.
Rich Rodriguez of Michigan and his wife Rita Rodriguez.

Urban Meyer of the University of Florida and his wife Shelley Meyer.

Jim Tressel of Ohio State and his wife Ellen Tressel.

Les Miles of LSU and his wife Cathy Miles.
Mark Richt of Georgia and his wife Kathryn Richt.

Bob Stoops of Oklahoma and his wife Carol Stoops.
Houston Nutt of Ole Miss and his wife Diana Nutt.
Steve Spurrier of South Carolina and his wife Jerri.
Mark Mangino of Kansas and his wife Mary Jane Mangino.
Brian Kelly of Cincinnati and his wife Pacqui Kelly.
Jeff Tedford of Cal and his wife Donna Tedford.

Better Ways to Spend Charlie Weis's Buyout

It would cost Notre Dame a reported $20 million (some places say less, but didn't give a number for it) to buy Charlie Weis out of his contract. That is just an ass load of money. Below is a list of other things Notre Dame could spend that money on now that they are keeping Charlie that would really help the football program out.

1. Get Charlie liposuction 400 times to have his fupa removed (estimated cost $50,000)

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2. 5 star recruits, Reggie Bush's family allegedly lived in a home for free costing $54,000 a year in rent, which would be $220,000 over four years. Notre Dame could use the money to get 90.9 Reggie Bush's instead of buying fat Charlie out. Even he should be able to win with that talent.

3. Fix his knee. Dude took quite a hit from his own guy and has been hobbling around ever since. And fat men that hobble around are sad sites. Get the guy some surgery. I saw that ACL surgery cost $33,000 with the good cadaver graft too. We could get fat Charlie 606 of those.

4. Or better yet, since even if you replace his knee he will still be fat and unathletic you might as well get him a bionic leg. Cost of one is about $125,000 so we could get Charlie 160 of those guys.

5. Keep a lawyer on retainer for all the alcohol suspensions. It was said that O.J. Simpson's dream team cost $4 million, Notre Dame could get five of those dream teams.