Worst NBA Jerseys of the Past Decade

These are the seven worst NBA jerseys of the past decade or maybe ever. Let me know if I left any off, but this is my biased list of the worst NBA jerseys ever.

1. Washington Wizards. Current alternate. They look like a WNBA team, nothing else to it.

2. Vancouver Grizzlies. The thigh logo is just not a good idea and neither is using the sixth overall pick on Bryant Reeves.


3. Atlanta Hawks puke green alternate jersey. You gotta be kidding with these things



4. New Orleans Hornets. These are the Hornets yet they use the Saints logo, maybe they decided that naming an NBA franchise after an insect was just stupid.



5. Dallas Mavericks, green retro alternate. Letting P. Diddy design your uniforms is a bad idea, but wearing them a much worse idea. This is not John McCain's kind of Maverick.

6. Detroit Pistons. Teal usually being a bad idea is kind of a developing theme here. And I still have not figured out what the logo represents. I think I see a couple pistons, but that is also a horse.


7. Chicago Bulls black and red pinstripe. Red pinstripes were a bad idea. No wonder Champion isn't making uniforms any more.

Rays Bench Coach

Anyone think Tampa Bay Rays Manager Joe Maddon's bench coach, former major leaguer Dave Martinez looks like that guy from Office Space?

More on Craig Sager

Even Joe Maddon hates Craig Sager's suits

Craig Sager had to follow an Olympic dress code

Craig Sager was following Hank Aaron down the line

Craig Sager loves the Lithuanian Dance Team

More of Sager's Worst Suits

I am looking for more pictures of suits that Craig Sager only would wear. I just wish Google would help me find more of the terrible ones he has been wearing during the playoffs.

Plaid is not a good idea













Sager shopping for suits and talking about why he wears stupid clothes

Craig Sager's Worst Suits

I am glad Jonathan Papelbon ruined your pumpkin costume.













Eva Longoria does not think that the purple is a good idea.


















That color has only been seen before on isects.















Puke Green is frequently considered fashionable.


















Legit Pimp Suit.



















This would be a great suit for Mark Price if he wanted to do a Keyshawn impression.




















Kevin Garnett making fun of one of Craig Sager's tamer suits



Papelbon ruining Criag Sager's pumpkin suit



Steve Nash using Craig Sager's handkerchied to wipe off Amare Stoudemire

Bad (Good) Sports Jerseys of the 90's Washington, D.C. Edtition

This is the fourth in our series of a whole lot. In no particular order, this is what I would consider the best (funniest) jerseys to own or see somebody wearing from the D.C. teams of the 90's. Be sure to check the other cities in the series so far, Baltimore, Montreal and Cleveland. Also be sure to check out our store featuring bad jerseys from D.C. teams and other shirts like the one to the left. Please leave comments below if there are any you think I forgot.


1. Heath Shuler. Incredible draft bust. Now a congressman from North Carolina.

2. Boubacar Aw. His name is pretty much the main reason here. Apparently he drops fifteen points a night playing professional basketball in Mexico. I was unaware they had professional basketball in Mexico.

3. Manute Bol. He was short.

4. Mugsy Bogues. He was tall.


5. Gus Frerotte. No one will ever forget that touchdown celebration.

6. Gheorge Muresan. The Bullets had a thing for tall guys who were really bad at basketball. He was also a movie star.

7. Victor Page. Declared for the NBA draft after his sophomore year at Georgetown. That was a terrible idea, he just was not that good at basketball. It also didn't help that he missed the NBA pre draft camp because he was too drunk the night before.

8. Deion Sanders. One of the better free agent signings Dan Snyder ever made. too bad turf toe real kept Deion from ever making a play.

9. Pervis Ellison. "Never Nervous Pervis" also later became known as "Out of Service Pervis" never really lived up to that number one draft pick status.

10. Danny Wuerffeul. Part of that bring every former Gator to D.C. to play under Spurrier project that worked out so well for the Skins.

Playoff Observations

1. Robin Yount still has unreal facial hair.

2. Wrigley Field got a new scoreboard. It looks like its HD too.

3. CC is human.

4. Frank TV somehow, someway, still has not been canceled. I have no idea how.

5. Dick Vitale is not cryogenically frozen from April to October and may be the only person to own Devil Rays season tickets since they came into existence.

6. People still think Steve Bartman sucks.

7. Terry Francona may or may not have a tobacco addiction.

8. Shane Victorino may have surpassed Benny Agbayani and Sid Fernandez as the greatest baseball player to hail from Hawaii.

9. The Brewers actually have three guys, CC Sabathia, Prince Fielder, and Seth McClung who could compete to be on the fattest team in baseball.

10. I think if a turtle could speak it would sound like Tony Gwynn

11. Kosuke Fukudome has the worst swing I have ever seen. I have no idea how he was an all star starter other than different funny ways you can butcher his name.

12. Michael Phelps, the so-called Greatest Olympian Ever is doing ads for Rosetta Stone language tapes now. Clearly hearing him speak it is obvious Phelps is not a scholar and not spending his spare time studying languages. This really proves no one cares about swimming outside of that one week every four years.

13. The Cubs will never ever win

14. The secret to winning playoff series might be Japanese second baseman, Kaz Matsui last year, Akinori Iwamura this year

15. The Rays have a quality assurance coach, that sounds like something an insurance company would have

16. The Rays also have a guy that you might remember from Street Fighter

Fattest Football Coach

Football could be considered a fat guys sport, but fat coaches, they just don't seem necessary. Below is my list of the fattest football coaches in the country.

Ralph Friedgen. Maryland. I guess his father should be to blame for this for having a name that could easily be shortened to Fridge jinxed him, clearly that is why he is fat.



Mark Mangino. Kansas. Definitley has not seen his weiner in years. Feel free to insert your own mangina joke here because they will all work.



Charlie Weis. Notre Dame. Charlie is so fat and worthless that he tears his ACL and does not really care about getting it fixed because he knows he's fat and won't really need the ability to move well to go about his life.



Phillip Fulmer. Tennessee. When you are a fat guy you really should not be posing at press conferences in postions that make it realistic for someone with too much time to photo shop in a box of crispy creme doughnuts.


Bill Parcells. Miami Dolphins. Mangino minus on ehundred. Still has the fupa. Its like the girl that use to be fat and isn't anymore but still has big boobs.



Andy Reid. Philadelphia Eagles. Andy can't wait to get home and slip into his mumu.