Worst Sports Thanksgiving Ever

Wizards vs. Magic-Still very unclear to anyone why this was selected as the NBA's prime time game. And the Wiz are off to a solid 1-10 start this season and have fired head coach Eddie Jordan.

Titans vs. Lions-I am personally going to call Roger Goddell and suggest that the Lions not be allowed to play on Thanksgiving ever again. This is a national game and the Lions have not been good in years.

The college basketball schedule is filled with ranked teams playing bad teams. Gonzaga playing Oklahoma State and Maryland against Michigan State look to be the only games with potential to provide some excitement. Georgetown has never really liked to strain themselves early in the season so they will take on Wichita State.

Lenny Dykstra Is an Idiot

Doing his best Turk Wendell impersonation, Lenny Dykstra walked out of a Manhattan courthouse after agreeing to a settlement with his former accounting firm. Who ever would have guessed that Lenny Dykstra writes a financial advice column for thestreet.com? Not I. For the full story go here.

Sports Photo of the Day

Who Knew E Was in Rocky V?

An that he has always been a weiner.

New Balance?

How often do you find yourself watching football and see they Nike swoosh? Pretty often. But the New Balance logo? Now if you are saying often, well you are just a liar.

Nationals New Jerseys Prove they Really Really Like America

The Nationals unveiled their new uniforms yesterday and there is no doubt about one thing, they like America a lot. The New alternate jersey Manny Acta is wearing below on the right makes it very clear. The new road jersey Lastings Milledge is wearing is a classic look, just like the old Washington Senators and much better than the block writing of the previous Nationals road jersey.

The First Lady that Could Have Been

Now we know that Michelle Obama is going to be the next first lady, we look at who could have been our first lady and why that might have led us to vote for Fred Thompson.
John McCain's Wife-Cindy


Fred Thompson's Wife-Jeri


Mike Huckabee's Wife-Janet


If Hilary Clinton had won then Bill Clinton would have been the first dude and, who knows maybe he could get more interns to s his d.


Governor Bill Richardson'swife Barbara



Mitt Romney and his wife Ann. Ok Mitt, I see you working. She could be my weiner mitt any day.


Ron Paul and his wife Carol.



John Edwards cheated on his wife Elizabeth while she had cancer. What a guy.


Chris Dodd and his wife Jackie.


Rudy Giuliani wife number three, Judith Nathan.




And Ralph Nader, well he could have been the first bachelor in the White House. Play on playa Ralph, play on.